he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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