now i know why i became what i already was.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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