dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
you had me at cake vodka
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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