Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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