Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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