these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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