Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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