Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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