we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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