You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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