i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
you win again, gameday.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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