i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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