if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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