Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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