I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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