Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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