we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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