Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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