This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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