from now on my penis is your penis
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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