i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
the raccoons are back...
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