So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
