Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im six kinds of drunk right now
I've blown a few things in my day
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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