i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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