This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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