i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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