Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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