when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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