Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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