Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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