As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
