We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
