the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am available for nakedness
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
