he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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