hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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