Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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