Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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