oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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