i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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