Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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