He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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