I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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