He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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