How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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