A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
