i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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