can we get nightvision for the apartment?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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