Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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