If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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