I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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