It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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