did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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