So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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